03:28: "o! jesus has risen! it's not sunday yet!"
yes, yes, we shouldn't be cracking jokes like that, but it was too funny. my brother-in-law, whose first name happens to be jesus, was wasted and needed a nap. it was too warm in the living room, so we got him some cushions. he lay on the grass and promptly fell asleep, dead to the world. the boys couldn't resist trippin' on him, so wev walked over to him, positioned his arms to look like he was nailed to a cross, and our friend took a snapshot of (pardon the pun) the hammered jesus. wev put his arms back to a more natural position afterwards. my brother-in-law didn't even flinch.
he was cranky as hell when he woke up a few hours later, though. and we hadn't even shown him his picture yet.
now i really know why after years and years, my friend is still scared of him. hmm... makes me think twice about taking that writing spot in livewire.
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